Like Throwin’ Snowballs At The Sun

6.11.2019

 

Like throwin’ snowballs at the sun

The effort’s futile

Especially since it’s summer

But it sounded kinda fun

Yeah, it sounded kinda fun

 

Then soak up the oceans

With just a rag

Just a rag or a sponge

Good luck with that one

Good luck with that one

 

Give the lawn a haircut

Scissors in hand

Green’s the new orange

At least that was the plan

Well, that was the plan

 

But the best laid flans

Of mice and men

Often go in a pie

 

And a doe may be a deer

A female deer

But then you gotta poke a needle

Poke a needle in the eye

If you’re gonna sew a shirt

Gotta make a grown needle cry

 

Oh why, oh why

Oh why, oh why

Do I go on talkin’ this way

 

Oh my, oh my

Oh my, oh my

You’ll say when you see

I can do this all day

And I’ll do this all day

Until these crazy messed up words

Bring a smile your way

Bring a smile your way

 

Seems like a lot to ask

But I think my stupid skills

Are more than up to the task

 

And if I get lost

No, I won’t pull over and ask

I’ll simply follow the stars

Follow the stars in your eyes

May never work

You know

I’ll never know otherwise

 

Because remember

I tried to throw snowballs at the sun

Then soak up the oceans with a sponge

Give the lawn a haircut

It sounds ridiculous

It’s crazy

But then

Guess what

 

Success

 

It brought a smile your way

And that just made my day

A little stupid goes a long way

A little stupid goes a long way

 

Making you smile

Just made my day