"But under, I’ll stand

Beneath the American flag

That’s one thing above me

That I understand"

 

Things I Don’t Stand Under

 

These are some things

I don’t stand under

Ripe apple trees

A wasp hive or a bees’

Just a couple of the things

Just in case you might wonder

Things I don’t stand under

 

Some more of the things

I don’t stand under

The bias of news

Progressive political views

‘Cause I don’t understand

But under, I’ll stand

Beneath the American flag

That’s one thing above me

That I understand

 

The list goes on

In case you should wonder

This list of the things

Things I don’t stand under

A flock of birds

That has clearly just fed

A protesters’ march

Of the clearly misled

Two different causes

With the same effect

Get caught underneath either

Best cover your head

 

The list goes on

In case you still wonder

This list of the things

Things I don’t stand under

But I’ll stand under

The American flag

That’s one thing above me

That I understand