"But under, I’ll stand
Beneath the American flag
That’s one thing above me
That I understand"
Things I Don’t Stand Under
These are some things
I don’t stand under
Ripe apple trees
A wasp hive or a bees’
Just a couple of the things
Just in case you might wonder
Things I don’t stand under
Some more of the things
I don’t stand under
The bias of news
Progressive political views
‘Cause I don’t understand
But under, I’ll stand
Beneath the American flag
That’s one thing above me
That I understand
The list goes on
In case you should wonder
This list of the things
Things I don’t stand under
A flock of birds
That has clearly just fed
A protesters’ march
Of the clearly misled
Two different causes
With the same effect
Get caught underneath either
Best cover your head
The list goes on
In case you still wonder
This list of the things
Things I don’t stand under
But I’ll stand under
The American flag
That’s one thing above me
That I understand