I had the opening chorus pop into my head and laughed. As I was laughing, however, I have to admit, I was rollin' with it just as hard. I can totally hear this one as a song and would love to have it find a song as its destination.
Frigid Bridget Meets the Icebreaker
6.26.2010
Frigid Bridget
Heart’s an ice maker
Cold to the touch
So cold, but I’d take her
Home with me
And we could break the ice
Blend drinks with the slivers
On hot summer nights
Frigid Bridget
Heart’s an ice maker
Cold to the touch
So cold, but I’d take her
Home with me
And we could break the ice
(chorus)
Frigid Bridget
Frigid Bridget
She’s gotta cold heart
Frigid Bridget
Frigid Bridget
At least she’s got one
And that’s a start
With Frigid Bridget
Frigid Bridget
Ice chips are sure to fly
When the iceberg meets the frigate
But it won’t get ugly.
You wanna know why?
Her demeanor has a cure
A hidden beauty where it’s warm
And where you find the ice is pure
You just carve it into form
A heart-shaped ice sculpture
Provides a heart where there was none
Provides a heart where there was none
(repeat chorus)
They call her Frigid Bridget…
Frigid Bridget
But I’ll warm her with a kiss
No Frenchie, of course
Because my tongue would surely stick
Then I’ll melt her with a warm embrace
And when her cold front blows
And hits my face
It clashes with my warmth
Oh, you know there’ll be a storm
Take cover when you hear it
Hear the sound of the alarm
You know a storm will hit
When the cold shoulder
Meets the charm
Inevitable that a storm will hit
When the cold shoulder
Meets the charm
(repeat chorus)
Frigid Bridget
Heart’s an ice maker
Cold to the touch
So cold, but I’d take her
Home with me
And we could break the ice
Blend drinks with the slivers
On hot summer nights
Frigid Bridget
Heart’s an ice maker
Cold to the touch
So cold, but I’d take her
Home with me
And we could break the ice
Oh, I’ll take her home with me
And we’ll break the ice
