I had the opening chorus pop into my head and laughed. As I was laughing, however, I have to admit, I was rollin' with it just as hard. I can totally hear this one as a song and would love to have it find a song as its destination.

 

Frigid Bridget Meets the Icebreaker

 

6.26.2010

 

Frigid Bridget

Heart’s an ice maker

Cold to the touch

So cold, but I’d take her

Home with me

And we could break the ice

Blend drinks with the slivers

On hot summer nights

 

Frigid Bridget

Heart’s an ice maker

Cold to the touch

So cold, but I’d take her

Home with me

And we could break the ice

 

 (chorus)

Frigid Bridget

Frigid Bridget

She’s gotta cold heart

Frigid Bridget

Frigid Bridget

At least she’s got one

And that’s a start

 

With Frigid Bridget

Frigid Bridget

Ice chips are sure to fly

When the iceberg meets the frigate

But it won’t get ugly.

You wanna know why?

 

Her demeanor has a cure

A hidden beauty where it’s warm

And where you find the ice is pure

You just carve it into form

A heart-shaped ice sculpture

Provides a heart where there was none

Provides a heart where there was none

 

(repeat chorus)

 

They call her Frigid Bridget…

Frigid Bridget

But I’ll warm her with a kiss

No Frenchie, of course

Because my tongue would surely stick

 

Then I’ll melt her with a warm embrace

And when her cold front blows

And hits my face

It clashes with my warmth

Oh, you know there’ll be a storm

 

Take cover when you hear it

Hear the sound of the alarm

You know a storm will hit

When the cold shoulder

Meets the charm

Inevitable that a storm will hit

When the cold shoulder

Meets the charm

 

(repeat chorus)

 

Frigid Bridget

Heart’s an ice maker

Cold to the touch

So cold, but I’d take her

Home with me

And we could break the ice

Blend drinks with the slivers

On hot summer nights

 

Frigid Bridget

Heart’s an ice maker

Cold to the touch

So cold, but I’d take her

Home with me

And we could break the ice

Oh, I’ll take her home with me

And we’ll break the ice