He Pulled A Biden
6.12.2023
So he pulled a McCarthy
So what
That’s nothing
A nothing burger
From Nothing Burgerland
That is
When you compare it to
Pulling a Biden
You pull a Biden
And all McCarthy’s pulled
Disappear
In a puff of smoke
Bounce off ears
Like a bad dad joke
Turn to ash
From a single toke
Just ask Hunter how it went
Try to catch him
In a lucid moment
You might need Marco Polo
To navigate that world
A world so dark
He may just leave
All sails furled
But if pulling a Biden
Were finding land
Hit the shores of Pangaea
Where Tyranny Soros Wrecks
Pounds sand
In a land where you’d say ya
Never wish you had land
A McCarthy
A mean kitten
But a Biden
Finds you in a den
Of lions
Or lionesses
Or nonbinary furry things
In pink sundresses
Theys and thems
All complete messes
They find
Truth and rationale perverse
They feel home
With criminals and perverts
You know that they
Would hate this song
Because I intentionally got
Their pronouns wrong
And speaking of wrong
How did it get this way
Because Biden
Pulled a Biden that day
Damn
He pulls a Biden every day
You know what I mean
So it’s all I have to say
He pulled a Biden
Pulling a McCarthy is bad
But pulling a Biden
Much worse
It leaves America under
A socialist commie curse
Please never ask
If it can get worse
It’ll release the immoral
Disgrace of a mortal
Release the Kraken
And dragon from Mordor
And though the media
Will apply its never-ending biased spin
We will know the forBiden fruit
He pulled a Biden again
He pulled a Biden
