He Pulled A Biden

6.12.2023

 

So he pulled a McCarthy

So what

That’s nothing

A nothing burger

From Nothing Burgerland

That is

When you compare it to

Pulling a Biden

 

You pull a Biden

And all McCarthy’s pulled

Disappear

In a puff of smoke

Bounce off ears

Like a bad dad joke

Turn to ash

From a single toke

 

Just ask Hunter how it went

Try to catch him

In a lucid moment

You might need Marco Polo

To navigate that world

A world so dark

He may just leave

All sails furled

 

But if pulling a Biden

Were finding land

Hit the shores of Pangaea

Where Tyranny Soros Wrecks

Pounds sand

In a land where you’d say ya

Never wish you had land

 

A McCarthy

A mean kitten

 

But a Biden

Finds you in a den

Of lions

Or lionesses

Or nonbinary furry things

In pink sundresses

Theys and thems

All complete messes

They find

Truth and rationale perverse

They feel home

With criminals and perverts

You know that they

Would hate this song

Because I intentionally got

Their pronouns wrong

 

And speaking of wrong

How did it get this way

Because Biden

Pulled a Biden that day

Damn

He pulls a Biden every day

You know what I mean

So it’s all I have to say

He pulled a Biden

 

Pulling a McCarthy is bad

But pulling a Biden

Much worse

It leaves America under

A socialist commie curse

 

Please never ask

If it can get worse

It’ll release the immoral

Disgrace of a mortal

Release the Kraken

And dragon from Mordor

 

And though the media

Will apply its never-ending biased spin

We will know the forBiden fruit

He pulled a Biden again

 

He pulled a Biden