Only the Lunchable’s Untouchable

5.5.2024

 

The office is an oval

And the desk is Resolute

And on it

There’s a Lunchable

And a Juicy Juice to boot

 

He’s left it all a mess

This fool who sits behind desk

He’s sitting there feeling lost

And feeling mentally stressed

 

Wants to say he’s untouchable

But can’t think of the word

That he even feels untouchable

Proves he’s not just dumb

But completely absurd

 

In truth

He’s not untouchable

Just completely out of touch

 

Other than total damage

He really can’t do much

His head’s so far up his ass

He couldn’t pass a mental test

If the answers laid before him

On the Resolute desk

 

By the way

Which he disgraces

It’s historically blessed

 

But blessing it’s grace

With this historic buffoon

It’s like asking Edward Scissorhands

To hold your balloons

 

Like his drawers

And his Lunchable

He’s left this country a mess

 

As for being untouchable

If true justice still exists

The best things untouchable

Are all innocent kids

Untouchable

Unsniffable

With cuffs on his wrists

He’s a Mr. Magoo puppet

He’s completely unfit

Still he’s a sell-out and a traitor

Though he’s a complete half-wit

 

So justice eyes should see him

In a Gitmo outfit

Same for his clown administration

For the whole cabal lot

In orange coveralls

Holding numbers

While each take their mugshot

 

They deserve nothing less

But to watch as all they’ve stolen

Returned to pay for this mess

They watch through eyes

Crying and swollen

They deserve nothing less

 

So how’s the old fool feel

For selling out America

If he could

He wouldn’t care-ica

But he can’t

There’s nothing there-ica

 

He’d sit alone in his Gitmo cell

Still feeling untouchable

Still looking for that funny desk

Where he left his messy Lunchable

 

In irony

Not him now

But more the Lunchable

 

Only the Lunchable untouchable

And the innocent children

Of course

Now both untouchable and unsniffable

 

It would be a win-win all around

When the Constitutional Republic

Finally wins a round

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